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EPISTLE TO DAVE MCCLURE

I am one of the major progenitors of today's Internet trolling culture, and cited by the world's largest alt-right site The Daily Stormer as a formative figure in what is now the modern dissident right. I am currently a political refugee in various parts of Eastern Europe after being imprisoned on false charges by ZOG. I am a crowdfunded political commentator for a living now (send me money I don't have no trustfund like Dickie Spence).

There are thousands of international media pieces mentioning me, both as a commentator and as a story, due to my involvement in dozens of major events, many of which shaped world history forever. I am the star of a featured length film titled The Hacker Wars. There dozens of songs written about me and one is on a Billboard top ten album. I am the subject of entire chapters of various books put out by respected academics. I have not yet begun to cause trouble.

What others say:

“Offensive and witty detail„ —Fox News [in 'Hacker: I Was Behind Amazon Gay Book Delisting' 2009]

“Think Shakespeare's Puck„ —Taylor Buley, Forbes Magazine [in 'Amazon: Caught In The Act' 2009]

“has demonstrated himself to be a menace on the Internet„ —Assistant US Attorney Zach Intrater [in bail hearing]

“An American hero„ —Cyan Banister, TechCrunch [in associated video for 'You May Take Away My Freedom, But I’ll Always Have My Crunchie!' 2013]

“his knowledge of the strange, fantastical, and shocking is encyclopedic—he is a natural ethnographer of the most extreme and vile forms of human esoterica.„ —Professor Gabriella Coleman, Wolfe Chair at McGill University [in 'Hacker, Hoaxer, Whistleblower, Spy: The Many Faces of Anonymous' 2014]

“Rather brilliant„ —John Oates, The Register [in 'Irate Aussies go after US website', 2010]